This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
operation have a gay friend backfired
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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