she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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