oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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