i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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