Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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