Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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