why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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