He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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