My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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