there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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