I think my fart just growled at me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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