You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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