Got a toothbrush?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Your penis caused this!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
