I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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