I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
