those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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