ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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