capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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