I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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