strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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