My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this just has baby written all over it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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