I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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