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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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