Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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