Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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