Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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