is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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