You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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