He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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