I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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