So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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