I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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