sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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