Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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