Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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