Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
kristin has been a bad kristin
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
two words: eviction party
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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