just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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