what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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