She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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