Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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