Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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