Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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