He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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