D3 body, D1 cock
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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