I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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