I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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