Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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