shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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