My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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