I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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