Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
