Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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