it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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