YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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